Posted on 04 September 2008 by admin
Who the Hell is Sarah Palin? I'm sure I wasn't the only one asking that with the word that she was chosen as John McCain's running mate. I decided to Digg around a little and find the best stories about our new soccer mom pal, Sarah Palin. If you don't know much about her, you will after reading this list. So grab a sack of mooseburgers, throw out your birth control, and relax as we spend more time learning about her than John McCain ever did. These stories were all pulled from Digg, and are the stories with more than 3000 Diggs.
#1.
Noonan and Murphy on Palin
How about we start with a video. This isn't as much about Palin as it is about hilarious. This is two conservative commentators on MSNBC, after they're off the air, saying what they really think about the veep choice. Pure gold!
#2.
Bristol Palin Pregnant -- RIGHT NOW
photo courtesy AP
MSNBC - Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin's five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain. Read the rest of the story...
#3.
AP: Attacks, Praise Stretch Truth At GOP Convention
Huffington Post - Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her Republican supporters held back little Wednesday as they issued dismissive attacks on Barack Obama and flattering praise on her credentials to be vice president. In some cases, the reproach and the praise stretched the truth. Read the rest of the story...
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The 8 Least Impressive Guinness World Records
Posted on 27 April 2008 by admin
From Cracked:
On May 22, 2007 Katsusuke Yanagisawa became the oldest person to summit Mt. Everest. This 71 year old former school teacher has since joined the ranks of Bear Grylls and Lance Armstrong as "People Whose Achievements Invalidate Your Pathetic Existence."
This is the stuff of a worthwhile world record, a moment highlighting the richness of human potential. Of course, as any quick study of the Maury studio audience will attest, that potential is rarely exercised by the masses. And the folks who put out the Guinness Book of Records (GBR) have a lot of blank pages to fill ...
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