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9 Dirty, Sexy, Nasty Engrish Fun

Posted on 20 August 2008 by admin

Yep, you read that correctly - it says Engrish. Engrish has been around the net for many years, and is simply various Japanese translations on products and signs. This post was inspired by the launch of Engrish Funny - the same people who brought you icanhascheezburger. This post uses a few photos from Engrish Funny, and others from the daddy of Engrish, engrish.com, and is a collection of the dirtiest, sexiest, nastiest, and just plain most offensive pictures I could find. Be warned, some of the photos contain offensive language.

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If only women were this forward

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Top 7 Sports Mugshots

Posted on 04 July 2008 by admin

From bannedinhollywood.com:

The Clean: NFL running back Ricky Willaims was arrested Feb. 21, 2000, for failing to sign a minor traffic ticket.  Williams, driving his 1999 Hummer swerved the $80,000 truck from the far right lane to the far left lane without signaling, disrupting traffic on a three-lane street in Austin, Texas.

The Dirty: His mugshot revealed that he was stoned as $hit, which addresses three things: why he wouldn’t sign the ticket, why there was a bucket of all dark meat KFC chicken wings in his lap (why he was swerving), and why he decided to “quit” the NFL temporarily… Brotha gotta get high.

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The 5 Most Baffling Explosions in Movie History

Posted on 04 July 2008 by admin

From Cracked:

In Hollywood, anything can blow up. Thanks to this rule, we've all had to experience our fair share of explosions that, well, strain credibility a little. And then there are the ones that are just completely retarded.

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The Twitter Hall of Shame: 50 Tweets That Will Echo in History

Posted on 20 June 2008 by admin

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From insidecrm.com:

Twitter is a fun Web 2.0 communications tool that allows users to deliver quick messages of 140 characters or less. The hastiness and ephemeral nature of these messages means that Twitter has become more than a communication tool — it's a source of angry, funny and awkward messages that would be sometimes best left unsaid. Whether they're embarrassing or just interesting, these tweets are worth preserving.

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20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever

Posted on 27 May 2008 by admin

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10 Amazing URLs with Sites that Suck

Posted on 16 May 2008 by admin

From NowPublic:

In the real world, location can be everything.  On the Internet, a website's virtual location, its URL, can be just as important.

Most URLs give you exactly what you think they will.  Money.com takes you to CNN's Money page.  If you're looking for a car, go to Cars.com.  Movies.com gives you all the information that you would could want that has to do with Hollywood.

Then there are the ones that suck -- those complete wastes of excellent domain names that take you to a blank page (or even worse, a dreaded advertising page).  Here are some URLs that SHOULD be something.  They just aren't.

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6 Things Rick Astley Will Never Do

Posted on 09 May 2008 by admin

How could this site be a solid blog about lists without including the ultimate Rick Astley list. In case you are wondering (I know you are), here are the six things Rick Astley will NEVER do:

  1. He's Never Gonna Give You Up
  2. He's Never Gonna Let You Down
  3. He's Never Gonna Run Around and Desert You
  4. He's Never Gonna Make You Cry
  5. He's Never Gonna Say Goodbye
  6. He's Never Gonna Tell a Lie and Hurt You

What a guy! Does this count as a Rick-Roll? :-)

Now.... help spread the word by digging, stumbling, and anything else you can do to share the inspiring words of the greatest musician of our time (insert sarcasm here).

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The 10 Most Sexually Unappealing Craigslist Postings

Posted on 02 May 2008 by admin

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Last fall, Cracked profiled ten posts on the casual encounters section of Craigslist that were so bizarre, we couldn't help but bring them to your attention. We recently returned to the site to find more, in some cases even stranger requests for no-strings-attached nookie. Below, 10 more posts we tracked down that will leave you wondering, "What the hell is wrong with people?"

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5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley

Posted on 02 May 2008 by admin

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The 8 Least Impressive Guinness World Records

Posted on 27 April 2008 by admin

From Cracked:

On May 22, 2007 Katsusuke Yanagisawa became the oldest person to summit Mt. Everest. This 71 year old former school teacher has since joined the ranks of Bear Grylls and Lance Armstrong as "People Whose Achievements Invalidate Your Pathetic Existence."

This is the stuff of a worthwhile world record, a moment highlighting the richness of human potential. Of course, as any quick study of the Maury studio audience will attest, that potential is rarely exercised by the masses. And the folks who put out the Guinness Book of Records (GBR) have a lot of blank pages to fill ...

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