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The 10 Worst Places to Get Caught Having Sex

Posted on 14 November 2008 by admin

From Cracked:

There are two kinds of people in this world. Some people will look at a construction crane and think "Oh, look, it's a construction crane." Others will look at that same crane and think, "Oh, hey, I've gotta go have sex on that construction crane, right this second." This article's about that second group.



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10 Stunningly Misleading NES Box Art Covers

Posted on 23 September 2008 by admin

From Topless Robot:

Drugs. One can only blame illegal substances for the exceptionally large number of bat-shit insane, totally weird, fantastically awesome or otherwise completely misleading (yes, they’re all part and parcel of the same grouping) cover art designs to original NES games. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes tragic, these covers often had nothing to do with the game, as if the people bringing it over had never seen a single screenshot from the cartridge inside.

Trying to narrow the list of the hundreds and hundreds of NES game box covers down to the Top 10 Most Ridiculous is nearly impossible, considering that roughly one out of every three covers has a reasonably high “What the fuck?” factor. So let’s dive in and highlight 10 completely ridiculous NES Box Art Covers and we can call it a day.

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12 Actors Whose Careers Seemed to Take Off After Appearing on Seinfeld

Posted on 20 August 2008 by admin

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From Uncoached:

Seinfeld as you guys probably know by now, was/is my favorite show on television. And in addition to the many quirks and observations the show has been responsible for, I also think that it’s responsible for being the catalyst to many acting careers.

Some of these actually surprised me, but there are 12 actors that stand out whose careers really seemed to blossom after appearing on the show. For the record, before we even start, I’m knocking off Brad Garrett, Teri Hatcher, Kristen Davis, and Marcia Cross. Garrett was big in the 80’s with stand up. Hatcher had already been in Tango and Cash, and Davis and Cross were already on Melrose place.

These actors? You’d be hard pressed to know who they were before making their presence known on Seinfeld

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9 Dirty, Sexy, Nasty Engrish Fun

Posted on 20 August 2008 by admin

Yep, you read that correctly - it says Engrish. Engrish has been around the net for many years, and is simply various Japanese translations on products and signs. This post was inspired by the launch of Engrish Funny - the same people who brought you icanhascheezburger. This post uses a few photos from Engrish Funny, and others from the daddy of Engrish, engrish.com, and is a collection of the dirtiest, sexiest, nastiest, and just plain most offensive pictures I could find. Be warned, some of the photos contain offensive language.

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If only women were this forward

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Yes, we take care of that


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20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever

Posted on 27 May 2008 by admin

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10 Amazing URLs with Sites that Suck

Posted on 16 May 2008 by admin

From NowPublic:

In the real world, location can be everything.  On the Internet, a website's virtual location, its URL, can be just as important.

Most URLs give you exactly what you think they will.  Money.com takes you to CNN's Money page.  If you're looking for a car, go to Cars.com.  Movies.com gives you all the information that you would could want that has to do with Hollywood.

Then there are the ones that suck -- those complete wastes of excellent domain names that take you to a blank page (or even worse, a dreaded advertising page).  Here are some URLs that SHOULD be something.  They just aren't.

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6 Things Rick Astley Will Never Do

Posted on 09 May 2008 by admin

How could this site be a solid blog about lists without including the ultimate Rick Astley list. In case you are wondering (I know you are), here are the six things Rick Astley will NEVER do:

  1. He's Never Gonna Give You Up
  2. He's Never Gonna Let You Down
  3. He's Never Gonna Run Around and Desert You
  4. He's Never Gonna Make You Cry
  5. He's Never Gonna Say Goodbye
  6. He's Never Gonna Tell a Lie and Hurt You

What a guy! Does this count as a Rick-Roll? :-)

Now.... help spread the word by digging, stumbling, and anything else you can do to share the inspiring words of the greatest musician of our time (insert sarcasm here).

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The 10 Most Sexually Unappealing Craigslist Postings

Posted on 02 May 2008 by admin

From Cracked:

Last fall, Cracked profiled ten posts on the casual encounters section of Craigslist that were so bizarre, we couldn't help but bring them to your attention. We recently returned to the site to find more, in some cases even stranger requests for no-strings-attached nookie. Below, 10 more posts we tracked down that will leave you wondering, "What the hell is wrong with people?"

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5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley

Posted on 02 May 2008 by admin

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TOP 10 Shirts To Get Arrested In

Posted on 15 April 2008 by admin

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6. He must have been busy…your whole life.

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