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The Top 10 Ways to Get Laid for Under 10 Bucks

Posted on 18 February 2009 by admin

From Spike.com:

Getting laid can be a costly exercise. Women these days like to be wined and dined and made a fuss of before they let you get even close to scoring a home run. This doesn’t need to be the case. With economic gloom all around and a shrinking wallet, you can get laid on the cheap. By lowering your standards, checking some morals at the door, and being creative, you can get laid for under $10.

Listropolis' Take:

I read this twenty minutes ago, and I'm still laughing. I'm sure this post has pissed a few people off, but damn it's funny, and worth a read. The bottom line is, be a jerk, and lower your expectations.

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