The Top 10 Ways to Get Laid for Under 10 Bucks

Posted on 18 February 2009 by admin

From Spike.com:

Getting laid can be a costly exercise. Women these days like to be wined and dined and made a fuss of before they let you get even close to scoring a home run. This doesn’t need to be the case. With economic gloom all around and a shrinking wallet, you can get laid on the cheap. By lowering your standards, checking some morals at the door, and being creative, you can get laid for under $10.

Listropolis' Take:

I read this twenty minutes ago, and I'm still laughing. I'm sure this post has pissed a few people off, but damn it's funny, and worth a read. The bottom line is, be a jerk, and lower your expectations.

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I do this shit all the time and do not have a sister or friends that I created or old ex. In fact, I am a criminal idiot, but have confidence and if it is not good looking or at least I do not think you are then not shoot down the stars. tahnks for the great stuff here..
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Being the rebund guy usually doesn't work, if they didn't like you before, why would the like you now? Most of the time gilrs know when you are trying to get close to them, and they play it off craving just the attention. I would say becoming a chubby chaser is the easiest way to go...
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Wow, that is really deep.....not! Any chick with an ounce of intelligence would not fall for these but I guess intelliegnce is not what a guy like this is after anyway.
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The only reason guys would need this is to counter the legion of women who are gold diggers and want to milk us for all the money they can. How's that?
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If a guy is broke but still can get a date, but needs to go on the cheaper side, so be it. Good for him.
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I would say it's relative like most things. If a guy is broke but still can get a date, but needs to go on the cheaper side, so be it. Good for him. But if it's a dude that's loaded and is just tight, and won't spend some money on a hot date, buzz off.
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I would say it's relative like most things. If a guy is broke but still can get a date, but needs to go on the cheaper side, so be it. Good for him. But if it's a dude that's loaded and is just tight, and won't spend some money on a hot date, buzz off.
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I would say it's relative like most things. If a guy is broke but still can get a date, but needs to go on the cheaper side, so be it. Good for him. But if it's a dude that's loaded and is just tight, and won't spend some money on a hot date, buzz off.
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I for one had a laugh and thought they were funny but I am sure other people will think other ways as well. Even still you got to love the mentality of some men even if you do not agree with it.
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This is a funny post. Getting laid under $10...You can get laid for less than that if you lower your expectations!
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The idea could work but the real problem is your partner. If the partner don`t agree on these adviced tips then the date could be ruined. What you say about it?
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The idea could work but the real problem is your partner. If the partner don`t agree on these adviced tips then the date could be ruined. What you say about it?
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I say that if your partner is Turned ON then you even don't have to spend a cent. Just bring her over to your place and have some quality time with her................
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Another way is to go out just before clubs close. You'll find a lot of desperate lady who couldn't get laid all night!
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With economic gloom all around and a shrinking wallet, you can get laid on the cheap!

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I thought it was just open sacrifice and needing to show some cleavage. Now I know it's not as simple as that.
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That is not a good idea. I would suggest that rather than selling your body, just get a loan.
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Be a jerk and low expectation is the best way to go for a quickie :)
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